Woody Allen Quotes
Posted on June 3, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Quotes |
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.
I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Sex without love is an empty gesture. But as empty gestures go, it is one of the best.
Why are our days numbered and not, say lettered?
Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it’s fantastic…
To you I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.
At the moment it’s just a Notion, but with a bit of backing I think I could turn it into Concept, and then an Idea.
What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion with you.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right.
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
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