Yogi Berra Quotes
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It ain’t over till it’s over.
This is like deja vu all over again.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
The future ain’t what it used to be.
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
Interviewer - “Why, you’re a fatalist !” - Yogi Berra - “You mean I save postage stamps? Not me.”
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
Mrs. Lindsay - “You certainly look cool.” - Yogi Berra - “Thanks, you don’t look so hot yourself.”
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
“That ain’t the way to spell my name.”–After he got a check that read ‘Pay to bearer’.
How can you hit and think at the same time?
You can observe a lot just by watchin’
Always go to other people’s funerals; otherwise, they won’t go to yours.
Never answer an anonymous letter.
We made too many wrong mistakes.
I usually take a two hour nap from one to four.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
You give 100% in the first half of the game, and if that isn’t enough, in the second half you give what’s left.
I never said most of the things I said.
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