Funny Dim Bulb Riddles
Posted on May 21, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Riddles |
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Q: How many Country Western singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three! One to change it and two to sing about missing the old burnt out one.
Q: How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That’s not funny!!!
Q: How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. It turned itself in.
Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. That’s a hardware problem.
Q: How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature.
Q: How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The entire team! And they all get a semester’s credit for it!
Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle…and one to change the bulb.
Funny Dim Bulb Riddles Sumitted By Bhavnesh
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