Funny Kids Riddles

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Q: What is the only thing you can break when you say it’s name?
A: Silence.

Q: Where can everyone always find money when they look for it?
A: In the dictionary.

Q: What is the difference between here and there?
A: The letter “t”.

Q: When does a joke become a father?
A: When the catch line becomes apparent (a parent).

Q: What word, by changing the position of one letter, turns into its opposite?
A: United = Untied

Q: What word is it from which the whole may be taken and yet some will be left?
A: Wholesome

Q: What is the most difficult train to catch?
A: The 12:50, because it’s 10 to 1 if you catch it.

Q: What tongue can wag and yet never utter a word?
A: The tongue of your shoe.

Q: What’s smaller than an ant’s mouth?
A: What the ant eats.

Q: What word of five letters has only one left when two letters are removed?
A:Stone = (St)one.
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    8 Responses to “Funny Kids Riddles”

    1. CLW on March 19th, 2008 8:37 pm

      What has no begining, end, or middle?
      a doughnut

    2. GFYM on March 27th, 2008 7:24 pm

      mmmmmm forbidden donut

    3. JAR on June 26th, 2008 11:01 am

      A man leaves home. He runs straight and then takes a left. He runs straight again, and takes another left. He runs straight again and takes another left. He runs straight home. Now, who is waiting for him at home??

      The Umpire. The man is playing baseball. =]

    4. deepanshi on October 5th, 2008 4:26 pm

      they are really really funny
      they just removed my tongue from my mouth
      now also i am unale to write while laughing

      one riddle i also want to leave in hindi

      Q aishwaria rai ka ghutna mud gaya ye sabko kaise pata chala?

      A vo ga rahi thi nimuda nimuda nimuda[knee muda]

      ha!!ha!!ha!!

    5. jess and kate on December 1st, 2008 10:26 pm

      what did the rockpool say 2 the other rockpool?????????????

      answer: show us your mussels

    6. Kevin on December 11th, 2008 8:18 pm

      Q: What is at the end of everything?

      A: A “G”

    7. Mikayla on April 5th, 2009 10:09 pm

      I like the riddle but I have another one here it is:

      I was walking to Saint Ives I met a man with seven wives seven wives with seven kits How many people are going to Sain’t Ives?????????

      The answer is: ONE

    8. hajira on April 16th, 2009 10:21 pm

      Q:What do you call a fat girl waiting on a station?
      A:MOTIVATING(MOTI WAITING)

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