Funny Kids Riddles
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Q: What is the only thing you can break when you say it’s name?
A: Silence.
Q: Where can everyone always find money when they look for it?
A: In the dictionary.
Q: What is the difference between here and there?
A: The letter “t”.
Q: When does a joke become a father?
A: When the catch line becomes apparent (a parent).
Q: What word, by changing the position of one letter, turns into its opposite?
A: United = Untied
Q: What word is it from which the whole may be taken and yet some will be left?
A: Wholesome
Q: What is the most difficult train to catch?
A: The 12:50, because it’s 10 to 1 if you catch it.
Q: What tongue can wag and yet never utter a word?
A: The tongue of your shoe.
Q: What’s smaller than an ant’s mouth?
A: What the ant eats.
Q: What word of five letters has only one left when two letters are removed?
A:Stone = (St)one.
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What has no begining, end, or middle?
a doughnut
mmmmmm forbidden donut
A man leaves home. He runs straight and then takes a left. He runs straight again, and takes another left. He runs straight again and takes another left. He runs straight home. Now, who is waiting for him at home??
The Umpire. The man is playing baseball. =]
they are really really funny
they just removed my tongue from my mouth
now also i am unale to write while laughing
one riddle i also want to leave in hindi
Q aishwaria rai ka ghutna mud gaya ye sabko kaise pata chala?
A vo ga rahi thi nimuda nimuda nimuda[knee muda]
ha!!ha!!ha!!
what did the rockpool say 2 the other rockpool?????????????
answer: show us your mussels
Q: What is at the end of everything?
A: A “G”
I like the riddle but I have another one here it is:
I was walking to Saint Ives I met a man with seven wives seven wives with seven kits How many people are going to Sain’t Ives?????????
The answer is: ONE
Q:What do you call a fat girl waiting on a station?
A:MOTIVATING(MOTI WAITING)