Funny Redneck Riddles
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What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
” Somebody’s fixin’ to lose them a trailer. ”
What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in the same room?
” A full set of teeth. ”
What’s the most popular pick-up line in Arkansas?
” Nice tooth! ”
What do they call “Hee Haw” in Arkansas?
” A documentary. ”
What do they call it in Kentucky?
” Life Styles of the Rich & Famous. ”
How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married?
” There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck. ”
How many rednecks does it take eat a ‘possum?
” Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic. ”
Why did God create armadillos?
“So that Texas rednecks can have ‘possum on the halfshell.”
Where was the toothbrush invented?
“Oklahoma. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called teethbrush.”
Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery?
“The winner gets $3 a year for a million years. ”
Did you hear that the governor’s mansion in Little Rock, Arkansas burned down?
” Yep. Perty’ near took out the whole trailer park. ”
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Haha these are hilarious