Funny Riddles 3

Posted on May 21, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Riddles |

1. It is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else. What is it?
” Your mind. ”

2. There is a house with all 4 sides facing south. If a bear walks past the house, what color would it be?
” White. A house with all side facing south would have to be on the North Pole, where there might be polar bears, but no others. ”

3. How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
” Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it’s not 25 anymore. ”

4. What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?
” Lunch and Dinner. ”

5. What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?
“Damn.”

6. Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?
” Just quit imagining! ”

7. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
” Mount Everest, of course. ”

8.The person who makes it doesn’t want it. The person who buys it doesn’t use it. The person who uses it doesn’t see it. What is it?
” A coffin. ”

9. While some months have just 30 days, others have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
” Every month has 28 days. ”

10. On my way to St. Ives I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives. How many were going to St. Ives?
” Just one, me (I saw a man…). ”

11. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
” The egg, since Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens. ”

12. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow’s sister in the state of California?
” Probably not, since he’s dead. ”

13. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?
” Watch this closely. I’m only going to do this once. ”
Funny riddles by Anonymous

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