Birthday Sayings
Posted on June 3, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Sayings |
“Birthdays are good for you, statistics show the people who have the most live longest”
“After all what are birthdays? Here today and gone tomorrow.”
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age”
“In the end it’s not the years in your life that count it’s the life in your years”
“It takes a long time to grow young”
“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age”
“Few women admit their age, few men act theirs”
“Love is grand, divorce is a hundred grand”
“The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once”
“The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything”
“Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of YOU to the world”
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