College Sayings
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A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.
A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner.
The purpose of primary education is the development of your weak characteristics; the purpose of university education, the development of your strong.
The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000.
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