Cricket Sayings
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
- Robin Williams
Sachin Tendulkar is the hardest batsman I’ve ever had to bowl to because he judges the length a lot quicker than anyone else.
- Shane Warne
That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
- Sidhu
The gap between bat and pad is so wide you could have driven a car through.
- Sidhu
I bowl my best when I’m fittest and the best way to get fit is to bowl. That’s how you get your rhythm. You can’t really find a rhythm by bowling in the nets.
- Brett Lee
Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen.
- Robert Mugabe
Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
- Sidhu
Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
- Sidhu
The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
- Sidhu
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