Funny St Patricks Day Sayings

Posted on May 4, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Sayings |

Funny St Patricks Day Sayings Collection

“St. Patrick: one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.”
Funny St Patricks Day Sayings by Charles M. Madigan

“Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of last-minute shopping-or attaches the name of St. Patrick to the day of the year that bartenders fear most.”
Funny St Patricks Day Sayings by Jon Anderson

“In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.”
Funny St Patricks Day Sayings by Stephen Braveheart

“The Irish are a fair people - they never speak well of one another.”
Funny St Patricks Day Sayings by Samuel Johnson
“The reason the Irish are always fighting each other is they have no other worthy opponents.”
Funny St Patricks Day Sayings by Anonymous

“I showed my appreciation of my native land in the usual Irish way by getting out of it as soon as I possibly could.”
Funny St Patricks Day Sayings by George Bernard Shaw

“An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout.”
Funny St Patricks Day Sayings by Anonymous

“Every St. Patrick’s Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.”
Funny St Patricks Day Sayings by Shane Leslie

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