Funny T Shirt Sayings
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“Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else. ”
“I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.”
“Taxation WITH representation isn’t so hot, either!”
“Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.”
“Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!”
“I’m not getting smaller I’m backing away from you.”
“Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?”
“I don’t know what makes you dumb But it really works. ”
“Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.”
“Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.”
“There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.”
“People like you are the reason people like me need medication.”
“Oh crap! You’re going to try and cheer me up, aren’t you?”
“Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.”
“Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?”
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