Msn Sayings

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Msn Sayings

If you’re gonna be 2 faced, then at least make 1 of them pretty ;)

:P Wow, whats that smell? It smells like butt. Oh yeah, its your breath! :P

Roses are red, violets are blue, fools like you, are very few!

To catch me u gotta be fast,to find me u gotta be smart, but to be me… HA u must be kidding!


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    31 Responses to “Msn Sayings”

    1. jessa on April 8th, 2008 6:41 am

      need better ones

    2. Ruqiya on April 18th, 2008 2:06 am

      The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is Love, but the only word for me is YOU!

    3. brooke on April 25th, 2008 4:23 pm

      YOU can fall in the water, you can fall off a tree but the best way to fall ……………is in love with me

    4. Deniika on May 11th, 2008 11:56 pm

      I would fly you to the moon and back if you’ll be . . . if you’ll be my baby.

    5. Tawny Schmit on June 18th, 2008 9:20 pm

      A gift is a gift, a rainbow is a rainbow, a kiss is a kiss…but a miracle is different…it’s a blessing from the Lord to you!

    6. topbitch on July 1st, 2008 11:40 am

      A day without sunshine is like night

    7. Jess on July 2nd, 2008 1:48 pm

      roses are read lemons are sour, open your legs and gimme and hour

    8. Jess on July 2nd, 2008 1:49 pm

      call me , so i can make it JUICY for yall

    9. Chalkie on August 9th, 2008 5:34 pm

      I cam up with one Totaly orignal
      Hey WTF i just found your name in my web browser it was under tools

    10. Jordi on August 11th, 2008 6:41 pm

      i luv the last one…i have it as my msn name….me and my friend made it up:P……LOVE IT

    11. Danielle on August 23rd, 2008 8:59 am

      The best place to cry is in the rain.. where no one will know..

      You say i start fight..look at ur self!

      U dont love me like i love you..

    12. mandii on August 29th, 2008 7:06 pm

      Roses are red bananas yellow. let me kik ur ass like a nice little fellow lol…i made that up…:) i hope u like it…Oh and another one I loved you once, i love you still, i always have and always will hope u like them :)

    13. ryan on November 18th, 2008 3:27 pm

      live life to the max because u dont know how long u got left!

    14. Andrew on November 19th, 2008 4:53 am

      Friend:WTF When and where did you lose your mind?! Me: I didn’t lose it I sold it on eBay

    15. Amber Billette on November 22nd, 2008 4:10 am

      Seeing your face completes my day , hearing your voice makes me say: I wonder if it could ever be together forever you and me

    16. Thomasina on November 25th, 2008 3:17 am

      First we were friends,then we were lovers, now we act like we don’t know each other. Whats up with that???I like all of the sayings here.

    17. nick on December 12th, 2008 8:51 pm

      How do you keep an idiot in suspense??? Tell you later.

    18. jaclyn on December 16th, 2008 12:37 am

      a funnier one is you cry, I cry, you hop, I hop, you laugh, I laugh, you jump of a bridge I laugh even harder.

    19. tyleishaaaaaa on February 7th, 2009 6:57 am

      love -

      Gravity was definitely not the reason why I FELL for you!

      I’d rather argue with you than kiss someone else

      If loving you is a sin i think im going to hell!

      You’re the first screen name I look for when I sign on (l)

      The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is Love, but the only word for me is YOU!

      funny-

      I could type something important here… That is if I wanted to… Hmm… Nah!

      Give me your money! And if you don’t, I respect that.

      Hey, what do I type in here?
      Without me, you wouldn’t be awesome, you would be aweso!

      To catch me u gotta be fast,to find me u gotta be smart, but to be me… HA u must be kidding!

    20. heaven on February 15th, 2009 8:16 am

      So you say I’m a B****, who said that was a bad thing?

    21. pEZ on February 21st, 2009 3:24 am

      a funnier one is you cry, I cry, you hop, I hop, you laugh, I laugh, you jump of a bridge I laugh even harder.

    22. pEZ on February 21st, 2009 3:26 am

      Yo mamma so stupid when her TV got stolen she ran after the robber to give him the remote

    23. pEZ on February 21st, 2009 3:26 am

      MY ONES ARE CLASSIC

    24. Jodie on February 25th, 2009 5:19 am

      *My teacher said I could become anything… So I became drunk

      *If you’re not wasted… The night is

      *If loving you is wrong, then why does my heart think it’s right?

      *My heart says go for it but my head says you’ll regret this

      *Be yourself, not someone your not

      *If loving you is a bad thing then why haven’t I been arrested?

    25. jess on February 26th, 2009 4:52 am

      shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is Love, but the only word for me is YOU!

    26. sky on March 6th, 2009 1:30 pm

      a heartless gurl neva has a heart so get ready to be heartbroken

    27. Brittaney on March 23rd, 2009 4:31 am

      It hurts to breath bc every breath i take it proves i CAN live Without you :’( :( (U)

    28. Taylor on April 18th, 2009 7:02 am

      The best place to cry is the rain… where no one will know. The best way to kiss you is when i am with you…where i can tell you i am in love with you.

    29. Emilyyyyy on May 10th, 2009 6:53 pm

      Sitting here on the moon with nothing left to do,
      Lovely view of heaven buhht id rather be with you :)

    30. viper252004@hotmailcom on May 12th, 2009 3:05 pm

      heres a few

      never argue with an idiot. they drag you down to there level and beat you with experience

      L I V E I T U P _ D R I N K I T D O W N _ P A R T Y H A R D

    31. alex on May 31st, 2009 10:46 pm

      I’ve been called weak. I’ve been called a freak. but say that to my face when you pass me in the streets

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