Daring Sms
Posted on August 13, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Sms |
I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …… Wait a moment…. oh no, I do have the right number…
I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer …
A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!
Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..
Some people die. Others become a teacher…
The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.
Roses are red … Violets are blue … but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!
On the door of a toilet….Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.
You have the face of a saint…a Saint-Bernard!
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