Answering Machine Messages
Posted on June 2, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Text |
Hello. I’m David’s answering machine. What are you?
Hi, this is John’s answering machine. He’s not here, but I’m open to suggestions.
In a bored voice:) Heaven, God speaking…
Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I’ll be right with you.
Hi! John’s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I’ll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
Hello, this is Ron’s toaster. Ron’s new answering machine is in the shop for repairs, so please leave your message when the toast is done… (Cachunk!)
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