Funny Car Names

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AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed

BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE
Dumb Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FORD
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man’s Companion

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.
Hated Old Noisy Damaged Auto

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive?

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless


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    Comments

    8 Responses to “Funny Car Names”

    1. Rick on August 11th, 2008 10:38 am

      GMC - Gotta Mechanic Coming
      - Got More Class

      AMC - Another Mechanic Coming

      Ford - Found On Reservation Dump

      Toyota - Turn Over Your Odometer Twice Again

      Fiat - Fix It Again Tony

      Dodge - Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere

      Pontiac - Poor Old Nickumpoop Thinks It’s A Cadillac

    2. Matra et Alpine on September 26th, 2008 1:40 pm

      LOTUS - Lots of Trouble Usually Serious

    3. mike costilla on November 5th, 2008 10:54 pm

      pontiac - Poor Old Nigger Thinks Its A Caddilac

    4. Matthew Johnson on November 27th, 2008 9:35 am

      Ford- F**ked Over, Reconditioned Dodge

      GMC- G*y Man’s Chevy

    5. crewray on December 23rd, 2008 10:53 am

      GMC- God Made Crap.Goofy Mans Car
      Ford- First on Race Day
      Mopar-Mostly Old Parts And Rust
      Mopar-Move Over People Are Racing

    6. John Bolanos on December 29th, 2008 6:27 pm

      BMW-Black Mans Wiener

    7. laura on January 12th, 2009 4:30 pm

      FORD
      found on road dead
      fix or repair daily
      f**ked on race day
      found on rubbish dump
      full of rusty dents

    8. CiNdEREllA lOVES fAGGOtt on February 10th, 2009 3:57 am

      BMW: Bryan Morales Wiener.. lOl SORRY BRYAN…..lOl just too funny… lol

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