Funny Signs Around The World
Posted on June 2, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Text |
A funny sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
“Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.”
In a Zurich hotel:
“Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.”
In a Bangkok dry cleaner’s:
“Drop your trousers here for best results.”
In an Acapulco hotel:
“The manager has personally passed all the water served here.”
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
“Ladies may have a fit upstairs.”
In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:
“Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.”
In the office of a Roman doctor:
“Specialist in women and other diseases.”
In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
“The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time
we regret that you will be unbearable.”
In a Tokyo shop:
“Our nylons cost more than common, but you’ll find they are best in the long run.”
On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
“If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.”
In an East African newspaper:
“A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.”
In a Tokyo bar:
“Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.”
In a Yugoslavian hotel:
“The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.”
Outside a country shop:
“We buy junk and sell antiques.”
In a loan company window:
“Now you can borrow enough money to get completely out of debt.”
In the window of a Travel Agency:
“Please Go Away!”
In a funeral parlor:
“Ask about our layaway plan.”
In an ad for a swimwear store:
“Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops!”
Advertisement at a gas station, between San Francisco and Los Angeles on Interstate 5:
“Kids with gas eat free!”
In a clothing store:
“Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.”
On an Atlantic City hotel restaurant:
“Have your next affair here.”
In a Maine restaurant:
“Open 7 days a week and weekends.”
On the grounds of a public school:
“No trespassing without permission.”
On a radiator repair garage:
“Best place to take a leak.”
In the vestry of a New England church:
“Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.”
On a roller coaster:
“Watch your head.”
Advertisement for lawn sprinkler system:
“Dew it yourself.”
In front of a New Hampshire car wash:
“If you can’t read this, it’s time to wash your car.”
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