Why I dont have a Girlfriend

Posted on May 21, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Text |

Here, my faceless friends, are some of the reasons I do not have a girlfriend. I?m not one to complain, and this indeed is not a complaint at all. I usually enjoy the spoils of the single life. This is simply a list that, for some reason, I am sharing out of boredom.

1) I?M SHORT? OK, I?m not like midget short. Just short. Like 5?6?? roughly the same height as my grandmother, which is rather humbling to know. Sure, there?s apparently like 3 women in America who like short guys, but c?mon, everyone knows they are probably kinda weird. Or they weren?t hugged enough as a child. Or they have some odd fetish, or a third arm or something. (muahahaha now I?ll get emails from all sorts of women claiming they like short guys? my plan is working splendidly?)

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