Insults
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He was happily married - but his wife wasn’t.
Keep talking. I always yawn when I’m interested.
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can’t count that high.
There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.
Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.
We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you’ve never used it.
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn”t be murder; it would be genocide!
People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
I don’t think you are a fool. But then, what’s my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind and all of yours.
After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.
When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I’ll say it was your stupidity.
People clap when they see you their hands over their eyes or ears.
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I don’t mind you talking, as much as you don’t mind me not listening.