Male vs Female

Posted on June 3, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Text |

Objects (Are they male or female)

Hot Air Balloon - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it… and of course, there’s the hot air part.

Hourglass - female, because over time the weight shifts to the bottom.

Subway - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Tire - male, because it goes bald and often is overinflated.

Sponges - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

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