Special Female Medications
Posted on June 3, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Junk, Funny Text |
Dami Toll
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 6 hours.
St. Mom’s Kort
It is a Plant extract that treats mom’s depression by making pre Schoolers unconscious for up to 2 hours.
Empty Gestrogen
Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn’t wait till they moved out.
Pepto Simbo
Liquid silicone for single women. It increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.
Dumerol
When taken with Pepto Simbo, it can cause low IQ causing enjoyment of music.
Flipitork
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and flipping off other drivers.
Anti Boytiks
It is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.
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