Things to do in an Elevator

Posted on July 15, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Text |

1. Groan while slapping your head and muttering to yourself: “Shut up, all of you, just shut up”

2. Open your briefcase or purse and ask “Is there enough air in there?”

3. Stand in the corner motionless without saying anything or getting off.

4. When the elevator gets to your floor try prying the doors open while grunting and making noises, then act embarrassed when they open.

5. Greet everyone getting on the elevator and ask them to call you Admiral.

6. Meow every now and again.

7. Bring a cooler labeled “Human head”

8. When the elevator gets to each floor say “Ding”

9. Whenever somebody pushes a button make explosive noises.


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