Ways to Torture a Cat
Posted on July 23, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Junk, Funny Text |
Tail tricks….This is the real funny part…Seeing the cat can’t really get to it’s tail, you can do shit with it and the cat is defenseless. Try tying the cat’s tail to his front paw, cuz everyone time it walks, it’s tail get’s pulled, looks like some diseased person trying to walk. Or even better, get a nice grab of the tail, and start spinning the cat around using it, the cat will have to take the pain, cuz by force of nature, it can’t reach it’s paws around to scratch you since it’s spinning so fast it’s paws are spread-eagle like. If you have glue, and the cat’s tail is long enough, or maybe just a tad shorter, you can glue it’s tail to it’s nose, which is cool. The cat moves his head and his ass comes up with it (That is a chain reaction?) Like it’ll be walking around town with it’s ass all dangling up, all the other furry fucks will ram it up, which in turn, will make the cat freak when it tries to sit down (get it?). But that’s kinda mean.
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ur lame
Ur sick - please tell me you dont acctually treet animals like that!! >:(
like she said YOU ARE A DISGUSTING PERSON!!!! would like someone to tie your feet to your hands and you couldnt ever get out? or even better tie your hair to your feet and then see how you like it…you are sooooo sick and demented. and what is with the language couldnt you have found some better words to use…get a life!!!!
Name me one person who is stupid?
Answer: You
Twisted individual! You should be locked up.
how cruel i dont like cats but u shouldnt do it any way but if u did that to a dog i would come and hunt u down!!!!!!!!!!!!!