Why Golf Is Better Than Sex

Posted on September 4, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Text |

Top 10 reasons why golf is better than sex:
1. Choice of public or private courses

2. Lessons are available

3. If you’re good you can turn pro and do it full time

4. Can clean balls at every hole

5. Choice of wood, aluminium or graphite

6. The less strokes the better

7. If you lose a ball, you still have two left

8. Threesomes and foursomes happen all the time

9. Can pick the size of your shaft

10. Every hole is well groomed and manicured


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