Bread
Posted on August 21, 2007 - Filed Under Dirty Jokes, Funny Jokes | 2 Comments
A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt [or general lack thereof] and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea.
Eighty Year Old Virgin
Posted on August 18, 2007 - Filed Under Dirty Jokes | 5 Comments
One day an old lady went to the doctor because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said, “You have the crabs.” She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin.
Use It or Lose It
Posted on August 18, 2007 - Filed Under Dirty Jokes | 6 Comments
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. She was somewhat upset.
“You are a disrespectful pig!” she cried. “How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children? I’m leaving you! I want a divorce straight away!”
Fire Truck
Posted on August 11, 2007 - Filed Under Dirty Jokes | 6 Comments
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. She is wearing a fireman’s hat and has the wagon tied to a dog.
The fireman says “Hey little girl. What are you doing?”
Pet Rooster
Posted on July 30, 2007 - Filed Under Dirty Jokes | 2 Comments
A Priest lost his pet rooster and couldnt find it no matter how many times he checked around his Parish.
Frustrated, he decided to bring it up during his Sunday Mass.
From the pulpit, he asked loudly, Anyone got a cock?
All the men inside the Church stood up!
Nun Decorators
Posted on July 30, 2007 - Filed Under Dirty Jokes | Leave a Comment
The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes.
The one nun says to the other, Hey, lets take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door.
So they do this, and begin painting their room.
Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, Who is it?
Blind man!
Dating vs Marriage
Posted on July 30, 2007 - Filed Under Dirty Jokes | Leave a Comment
When you are dating.. Farting is never an issue.
When you are married .You make sure theres nothing flammable near your husband at all times.
When you are dating.. He takes you out to have a good time.
When you are married .He brings home a 6 pack, and says What are you going to drink?
When you are dating.. He holds your hand in public.
When you are married .He flicks your ear in public.
When you are dating.. A Single bed for 2 isnt THAT bad.
When you are married .A King size bed feels like an army cot.
Family Values
Posted on July 23, 2007 - Filed Under Dirty Jokes | 2 Comments
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage and values.
Stu said, “I didn’t sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?” Leroy replied, “I’m not sure, what was her maiden name?”
