The FBI Interview
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Three men want to become agents for the FBI. After a day of intensive interviews, they are told there is one more test to prove their dedication to the FBI. The head FBI agent takes the first guy into a private room. He hands him a gun and says, “Go into that room and kill your wife.” The guy says, “No way,” and leaves FBI headquarters.
The second guy goes through the same proceedings. He walks into the second room, but on seeing his wife decides that she is worth more than a good job, and he, too, refuses.
Old Man
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One day an old man went to the doctor for his physical checkup along with his wife. The doctor there tells the old man that “I need your urine sample, stool sample and a sperm sample for testing” The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: “What?”
“What did the doctor say?”
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Girls are like Internet Virus
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They enter your life,
Scan your pockets,
Transfer your money,
Edit your mind,
Police Chase
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Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camacho East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly.
The rookie Trooper pulled in behind him and said, “Hey, sarge, why did you stop?”
Smart Bid
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A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the farmer’s garden. “I’ll give you my two pennies for that tomato,” said the boy pointing to a beautiful, large, ripe fruit hanging on the vine.
“No,” said the farmer, “I get a dime for a tomato like that one.”
Sherlock Holmes
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they were exhausted and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.”
“What does that tell you?” Holmes said Watson pondered for a minute.
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Ding Dong
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A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices our Little Johnny trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, Little Johnny is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.
After watching Little Johnny’s efforts for some time, the priest steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child’s shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring.
The Bar Bet
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Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on.
It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. “I’ll bet you $10 he’ll jump,” said the first guy. “Bet you $10 he won’t,” said the second guy. “Your on!”, he says.
Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge.
Lose Some Weight
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A man, want to lose some of his excess weight.So he visited the local doctor.
John: Can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?
Doctor: Of course! Just Cut your head off.