Hockey
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Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.
Satan went to check on them and saw that they had their shirts off and didn’t mind the heat, so he turned up the heat.
He went to check on them again and he saw that they were in their boxers and they still didn’t mind the heat.
Satan went and turned the temperature down to minus twenty.
Tough Life
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A guy has one arm and decides he doesn’t want to go on with life, not being able to do the things other guys can do with two arms. So, he goes up to the 20th story of a building and is trying to build up the nerve to jump. As he’s standing there a guy comes walking on the sidewalk below.
Anniversary
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On their 25th anniversary, a husband took his wife to dinner. Their teenage daughters said they’d have dessert waiting for them when they returned. After returning home, the couple saw that the dining room table was beautifully set with china, crystal and candles. There was a note that read: “Your dessert is in the refrigerator.
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Fry Bread
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The old tribal chairman was on his death bed. He had only hours to live when he suddenly smelled the scent of fry-bread wafting into his room. Aaahhhh. . . He loved fry-bread more than anything else in the world.
Woman on Fire
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A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited, severely burning her hands.
But it also lit up her arm, too!
Instead of rolling on the ground to put it out, she panicked. She took off running down the street.
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Dilemma
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A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and put his Wet Willy in a vise. He secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked up a hacksaw. The man, terrified, screamed, “Stop! Stop! You’re not going to..to..Cut it off, are you???!?” The husband said, with a horrible gleam of revenge in his eye, “Nope. You are. I’m going to set the garage on fire!”
Loft
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Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer teed off and hit a dribbler about 60 yards. He turned to the pro and asked, “What did I do wrong?”
The pro replied, “Loft.”
The next golfer teed off and duck hooked the ball into the woods. He asked the pro the same question.
Frog Grants Three Wishes
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One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.
The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said, “Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both three wishes. Bear, you go first.” The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said, “I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female.”
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Jelly
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I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?” “It’s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can’t seem to get used to the taste,” the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labelled “KY Jelly.”