Funny Lines
Posted on January 28, 2008 - Filed Under Funny One Liners | Leave a Comment
You can take my breath away!!! stay away from me I don’t want do die Now.
U made me smile so wide……..I can eat a banana side ways.
Don’t hate me because I m good, Hate me because I know it!!
The Moment She Arrives Every Other Face Fades Away…
Flirt but be alert.
Intel inside……….fool is out side.
Ashes 2 Ashes Dust 2 Dust Life is short so PARTY v must.
Love all; hate none…see all; select one..
He Took Me Fr0m a Bar. He Took Me In His Car. He Took My T0p 0ff. He Puts His Lips 0n Mine,But D0n’t W0rry I’m a Bottle 0f Wine..
Adam & Eve introduced love; Romeo & Juliet practiced it; Laila & Majnoo died for it; So PLZZZZZZZ guyz don’t go for it.
LOVE IS THE MISUNDERSTANDING BETWEEN TWO FOOOLS!
Loved by FEW Hated by MANY Feared by ALL.
I cant help falling in love with u….
Love can sometimes be magic… But magic can sometimes just be an illusion!!
Everyone says you only fall in love once but thats not true, everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.
Do u believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk past u again?
I removed L from LOVER…….n now its all OVER !!!
DONT SAY YOU LOVE ME UNLESS U REALLY MEAN IT, CUZ I MIGHT DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE BELIEVE IT
Everyday That Goez By It Seemz Like I Discover SomethÃng New about You To Love It’z IncredÃble To Me How I’m Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty.
Only little boys who call themselves men say I love you, and don’t mean it.
Statistical One Liners
Posted on July 30, 2007 - Filed Under Funny One Liners | Leave a Comment
A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people in America make up 75% of the population.
According to recent surveys, 51% of the people are in the majority.
Did you know that 87.166253% of all statistics claim a precision of results that is not justified by the method employed?
Funny One Liners 2
Posted on May 1, 2007 - Filed Under Funny One Liners | 2 Comments
Collection of Funny One Liners
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy and the tallest guy in the National Basketball Association is Chinese.”
Funny One Liners by Chris Rock
“A guy know’s he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.”
Funny One Liners by Tim Allen
“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.”
Funny One Liners by Zsa Zsa Gabor
“I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.”
Funny One Liners by Henny Youngman
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Funny One Liners 1
Posted on May 1, 2007 - Filed Under Funny One Liners | Leave a Comment
Funny One Liners By Rodney Dangerfield
I know what day of the week you were born. I was so poor growing up. If I wasn’t born a boy, I’d have nothing to play with.
Funny One Liners by Rodney Dangerfield
A girl phoned me the other day and said “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home.
Funny One Liners by Rodney Dangerfield
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, “Hey buddy, why are you doing that?” He said, “Because you came home early.”
Funny One Liners by Rodney Dangerfield
It’s been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.
Funny One Liners by Rodney Dangerfield
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