Love Phrases
Posted on August 13, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Phrases | Leave a Comment
The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved - loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.
You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.
For you see, each day I love you more, today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
The sweetest joy, the wildest woe is love.
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
The love we give away is the only love we keep.
Funny Catch Phrases
Posted on May 4, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Phrases | Leave a Comment
And why do they keep sending them to me?
“Teachers on You Can’t Do That On Television. Follows “Where does the school board find them?” ”
The balcony is closed.
“Roger Ebert or Gene Siskel on Siskel and Ebert and The Movies. Said at the end of each show by each one every other week.”
Believe it… or not.
“Narrator on Ripley’s Believe It Or Not. The announcer said this after every segment in sort of a creepy tone of voice.”
Card SharksAnnouncers on Ace High! Deuce low! Call ‘em right and win the $.
Funny Japanese Phrases
Posted on May 4, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Phrases | 2 Comments
Hello.
Konnichiwa. (kon-nee-chee-WAH)
How are you?
O-genki desu ka? (oh-GEN-kee dess-KAH?)
Fine, thank you.
Genki desu. (GEN-kee dess)
What is your name?
O-namae wa nan desu ka??(oh-NAH-mah-eh wah NAHN dess-KAH?)
Funny Phrases 1
Posted on May 4, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Phrases | 1 Comment
About as useful as a Condom vending machine in the Vatican.
He’s that useless he couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery.
She’s been up and down more times than a whore’s drawers.
She’s been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard!
He’s tighter than a photo finish.
He’s sweating more than a Dog in a restaraunt.
He’s got a head balder than a baby’s arse.
