Cheese Pick Up Lines

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Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Are you O.K.? Because heaven’s a long fall from here.

Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Best Pickup Lines

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When God said, “Let there be woman,” he created you.

Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are HOT!

I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.

Falling for you would be a very short trip.

Don’t stop! I don’t usually get to see beauty in motion.

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Romantic Pick Up Lines

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If you aren’t decent, boyfriend, you?ll do until something decent comes along.’ Dolly in “China Seas” with Jean Harlow and Clark Gable. MGM 1935, directed by Tay Garnett.
Taken from movie China Seas

You’re last name should be Campbells, cus your mmmm… GOOD

Tell me something, girl. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven.

Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?? Ilsa in “Casablanca “with Ingrid Bergman and Humphrey Bogart. Warner Bros. 1942, directed by Michael Curtiz.
Taken from movie Casablanca

Pick Up Lines for Girls

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“Hi.” It seems obvious, but if you make a habit of being friendly across the board, you’ll find it easier to start a conversation with someone that really interests you. Sure, you might end up chit-chatting with some random guy you have no interest in, but meeting someone you like is equally possible. And why not hone your conversation skills in the meantime?

“Can you close my bracelet for me?” Or “Can you help with this crossword puzzle answer?” or any other plea for assistance. “A guy wants to feel like a provider,” says Copeland. “If he can be a hero in your eyes, even for a moment, it’ll make his day.” And that’s sure to ratchet up his interest in you, the one who made him feel that way.

Funny Pick Up Lines

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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.

Lets play Pearl Harber, I lay down and you blow me to heaven ..

Is that dress felt ? Would you like it to be.

I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house.

What’s a big girl like you doing in a small town like this.

You wanna come over to my house and play battleship. I can show you my destroyer ..