Yo Mama Poetry
Posted on May 21, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Poems | 1 Comment
Roses are red, violets are black, why’s Yo mama’s chest, as flat as her back?
Roses are red, Yo mama’s a witch, give her a quarter and she’ll be your bitch.
Roses are red, violets are gold, so get on your knees and do what you’re told!
Roses are red, I’m at the door, Yo mama has a cup saying “Change for the poor.”
Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama stinks, and so do you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, what Yo mama needs is a good shampoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama asked what’s stupid and poor, and I said you.
Roses are red, violets are grey, Yo mama’s so ugly, I don’t know what to say.
Roses are red, violets are blue, beasts like yo mama belong in a zoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama’s breath smells like five day old stew.
Remembrance
Posted on October 13, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Poems | Leave a Comment
I held a jewel in my fingers
And went to sleep.
The day was warm, and winds were prosy;
I said: “’T will keep.”
I woke and chid my honest fingers,—
The gem was gone;
And now an amethyst remembrance
Is all I own.
Wild Nights Love Poem
Posted on August 13, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Poems | Leave a Comment
Wild nights. Wild nights!
Were I with thee,
Wild nights should be
Our luxury!
Futile the winds
To a heart in port
Done with the compass
Done with the chart.
Rowing in Eden.
Ah, the sea.
Might I but moor
Tonight with thee!
“By Emily Dickinson”
When You Are Old
Posted on August 4, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Poems | Leave a Comment
When you are old and gray and full of sleep,
And nodding by the fire, take down this book,
And slowly read, and dream of the soft look
Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep;
How many loved your moments of glad grace,
And loved your beauty with love false or true;
But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you,
And loved the sorrows of your changing face.
The Secret Crush
Posted on August 4, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Poems | 3 Comments
She’d known him her entire life
She always dreamed to be his wife
Just his smile made her heart melt
But she never told him how she felt
Forever hoped to have him here
Always dreamed to hold him near
Time passed and they both did grow
But still she never let him know
Alms
Posted on July 30, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Poems | Leave a Comment
My heart is what it was before,
A house where people come and go
But it is winter with your love,
The sashes are beset with snow.
I light the lamp and lay the cloth,
I blow the coals to blaze again
But it is winter with your love
The frost is thick upon the pane
I know a winter when it comes
The leaves are listless on the boughs;
I watched your love a little while
And brought my plants into the house.
What Is Love?
Posted on July 22, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Poems | Leave a Comment
What is love ? Is it a feeling or emotion.
No it is more it is a feel of security.
One that will last forever.
For some love is earned,
but for others it’s just comes natural.
Love is something that if given time
and a little hope can last the ages.
Love is something that you feel for a person.
Just this person must be the one.
I believe that if given time every
one can find thier one.
I know I have.
Lost Lover’s Song
Posted on July 22, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Poems | 1 Comment
How can something break
that’s already broken?
Feeling cracks forming,
sorrow is love’s token.
Heart’s desire hurting,
joy of love turns to pain.
Burning the essence of being.
Nothing left in life to gain.
