Snow White and Seven Dwarfs
Posted on July 14, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Poems | Leave a Comment
Snow White was desperate for a fuck
She went to the woods to try her luck.
She’d almost given up looking,
When she saw some chimney smoke,
Then she stumbled on the cottage,
and went in for a poke.
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The Crashing Wave
Posted on June 5, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Poems | Leave a Comment
My love is so near
but he feels so far
I fear this love is pointless
But, something strong
says it’s not.
Is he really worth
fighting for?
Is he really worth
prayin for?
I’m so confused
I don’t wanna make
the wrong decision
My Heart Has Two Left Feet
Posted on May 3, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Poems | Leave a Comment
My clumsy heart has two left feet
It always trips when I see you
It starts to race and skip a beat
My clumsy heart has two left feet
It’s starting now to feel the heat
Because of all the things you do
My clumsy heart has two left feet
It always trips when I see you..
Funny Love Poem - My Heart Has Two Left Feet by Gem
The Movie of Our Life
Posted on May 3, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Poems | Leave a Comment
In the movie of our life,
starring you and me.
Hollywood is in for a treat,
wait until they see.
The stage is all ours,
so let’s put on a good show.
We act these roles so well,
but they will never know.
Shakespeare seems out of date,
Romeo and Juliet got old.
Baby they have nothing on us,
so let our story be told.
We write romance scenes,
like forever had no end.
It all comes so natural,
with an amazing girlfriend.
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