Flower Quotes
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Flowers… are a proud assertion that a ray of beauty outvalues all the utilities of the world.
Earth laughs in flowers.
Perfumes are the feelings of flowers.
If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn.
Flowers have an expression of countenance as much as men or animals. Some seem to smile; some have a sad expression; some are pensive and diffident; others again are plain, honest and upright, like the broad-faced sunflower and the hollyhock.
Cat Sayings
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A cat is a tiger that is fed by hand.
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.
God made the cat in order that man might have the pleasure of caressing the lion.
Every dog has his day - but the nights are reserved for the cats.
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
The cat was created when the lion sneezed.
I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream.
Water Quotes
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Water is elixir for life.
The great sea makes one a great sceptic.
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry.
What makes the desert beautiful is that somewhere it hides a well.
The true peace of God begins at any spot a thousand miles from the nearest land.
Football Quotes
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Most football players are temperamental. That’s 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.
Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
What about football? Is it a sport or a concussion?
College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
If you’re mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It’s about the same.
One of the great disappointments of a football game is that the cheerleaders never seem to get injured.
Confidence Quotes
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Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong.
A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him or her.
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent.
It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.
Put your future in good hands - your own.
Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Poetry Quotes
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“That is what I did with Jack, and that’s why he liked to do the readings with me because he knew I was there for him, and for our ability to blend the poetry and the music.”
By David Amram
“I don’t look on poetry as closed works. I feel they’re going on all the time in my head and I occasionally snip off a length.”
By John Ashbery
“There is poetry as soon as we realize that we possess nothing.”
By John Cage
Creativity Quotes
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Creativity is a drug I cannot live without.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
The noun of self becomes a verb. This flashpoint of creation in the present moment is where work and play merge.
Creative work is play. It is free speculation using materials of one’s chosen form.
Funny Oscar Wilde Quotes
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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
Biography lends to death a new terror.
Genius is born–not paid.
I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
George Carlin
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with
widely scattered light by morning.
I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.