Count the People
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Just try to count the number of people in this image…..
Four Fruits
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In a contest, four fruits (an apple, a banana, an orange, and a pear) have been placed in four closed boxes (one fruit per box). People may guess which fruit is in which box. 123 people participate in the contest. When the boxes are opened, it turns out that 43 people have guessed none of the fruits correctly, 39 people have guessed one fruit correctly, and 31 people have guessed two fruits correctly.
The Riddle : How many people have guessed three fruits correctly, and how many people have guessed four fruits correctly?
The Answer: It is not possible to guess only three fruits correctly: the fourth fruit is then correct too! So nobody has guessed three fruits correctly and 123-43-39-31 = 10 people have guessed four fruits correctly.
Solve Indian Puzzles
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An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide. A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide. The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.
Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys.
Darkness
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Question : A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?
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Stone Wall
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Question : You want to build a stone wall around your 12′x20′ garden. If the bricks are 6″ high & 6″ wide and 1′ long,. How many bricks will you need to make a wall 6″ wide & 4′ tall ?
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Crazy Cows
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An old farmer died and left 17 cows to his three sons. In his will, the farmer stated that his oldest son should get 1 / 2 , his middle son should get 1 / 3 , and his youngest son should get 1 / 9 of all the cows. The sons, who did not want to end up with half cows, sat for days trying to figure out how many cows each of them should get.
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Funny Kids Riddles
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Q: What is the only thing you can break when you say it’s name?
A: Silence.
Q: Where can everyone always find money when they look for it?
A: In the dictionary.
Q: What is the difference between here and there?
A: The letter “t”.
Q: When does a joke become a father?
A: When the catch line becomes apparent (a parent).
Q: What word, by changing the position of one letter, turns into its opposite?
A: United = Untied
Funny Redneck Riddles
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What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
” Somebody’s fixin’ to lose them a trailer. ”
What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in the same room?
” A full set of teeth. ”
What’s the most popular pick-up line in Arkansas?
” Nice tooth! ”
What do they call “Hee Haw” in Arkansas?
” A documentary. ”
What do they call it in Kentucky?
” Life Styles of the Rich & Famous. ”
Funny Dim Bulb Riddles
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Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Q: How many Country Western singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three! One to change it and two to sing about missing the old burnt out one.
Q: How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That’s not funny!!!
Q: How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.