Funny Dim Bulb Riddles
Posted on May 21, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Riddles | Leave a Comment
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Q: How many Country Western singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three! One to change it and two to sing about missing the old burnt out one.
Q: How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That’s not funny!!!
Q: How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
Funny Riddles 3
Posted on May 21, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Riddles | Leave a Comment
1. It is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else. What is it?
” Your mind. ”
2. There is a house with all 4 sides facing south. If a bear walks past the house, what color would it be?
” White. A house with all side facing south would have to be on the North Pole, where there might be polar bears, but no others. ”
3. How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
” Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it’s not 25 anymore. ”
4. What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?
” Lunch and Dinner. ”
Funny Riddles 1
Posted on May 1, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Riddles | Leave a Comment
Funny Riddles Collection
“How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?”
Only one, the last one.
Funny riddles , Anonymous
“What is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else?”
Your mind.
Funny riddles , Anonymous
“Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can’t fill it up. What is it?”
A kitchen strainer.
Funny riddles , Anonymous
“What goes up and never comes down?”
Your age.
Funny riddles , Akhilesh
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Funny Riddles 2
Posted on May 1, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Riddles | Leave a Comment
Funny Riddles Collection
“Is it physically possible for you to stand behind your mother, and for your mother to stand behind you at the same time?”
Yes, if you stand back to back.
Funny riddles , Anonymous
“In a marathon race what does the winning runner lose?
Their breath!”
Funny riddles , Anonymous
“Why didn’t Beethoven finish the Unfinished Symphony?
The Unfinished Symphony was started by Schubert, not Beethoven!”
Funny riddles , Anonymous
“What has holes but holds water?”
A sponge
Funny riddles , Anonymous
“David’s father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?
DavidWhat is harder to catch the faster you run?”
Your breath!
“You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?”
The telephone.
Funny riddles , Akhilesh
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