Cricket Sayings
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
- Robin Williams
Sachin Tendulkar is the hardest batsman I’ve ever had to bowl to because he judges the length a lot quicker than anyone else.
- Shane Warne
That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
- Sidhu
The gap between bat and pad is so wide you could have driven a car through.
- Sidhu
I bowl my best when I’m fittest and the best way to get fit is to bowl. That’s how you get your rhythm. You can’t really find a rhythm by bowling in the nets.
- Brett Lee
College Sayings
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A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.
A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner.
The purpose of primary education is the development of your weak characteristics; the purpose of university education, the development of your strong.
The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000.
Teamwork Sayings
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Sticks in a bundle are unbreakable.
No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent.
Many hands make light work.
Teamwork divides the task and multiplies the success.
In union there is strength.
Retired Life Sayings
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Retired Life is the Autumn of Life .
Everything old is new again.
Cute Love Sayings
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Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend.
Love doesn’t make the world go around. It just makes the ride worthwhile.
Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; and working together is success.
A house is made of brick and stone… A home is made of love alone.
Baby Sayings
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Babies are blessings sent from above.
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.
A Boy is a Joy & A Girl is a Pearl .
Babies are Diapers of Doom .
Msn Sayings
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Hate. There’s too much of it, and yet I’m the main supplier.
Msn Sayings
If you’re gonna be 2 faced, then at least make 1 of them pretty 
Wow, whats that smell? It smells like butt. Oh yeah, its your breath!
Roses are red, violets are blue, fools like you, are very few!
To catch me u gotta be fast,to find me u gotta be smart, but to be me… HA u must be kidding!
Confucius Sayings
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Of a gentleman who is frivolous none stand in awe, nor can his learning be sound. Make faithfulness and truth thy masters: have no friends unlike thyself: be not ashamed to mend thy faults.
-Confucius Sayings
As long as his father lives a son should study his wishes; after he is dead, he should study his life. If for three years he do not forsake his father’s ways, he may be called dutiful.
In learning and straightway practising is there not pleasure also? When friends gather round from afar do we not rejoice? Whom lack of fame cannot vex is not he a gentleman?
-Confucius
Birthday Sayings
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“Birthdays are good for you, statistics show the people who have the most live longest”
“After all what are birthdays? Here today and gone tomorrow.”
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age”
“In the end it’s not the years in your life that count it’s the life in your years”
“It takes a long time to grow young”