Abraham Lincoln Sayings
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That some should be rich shows that others may become rich, and hence is just encouragement to industry and enterprise.
–Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
Whatever you are, be a good one.
–Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master This expresses my idea of democracy.
Funny Love Sayings
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Funny Love Sayings Collection
“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman! ”
Love Saying by Maryon Pearson
“One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. ”
Love Saying by Oscar Wilde
“Lovers, like bees, lead a honey-sweet life.”
“Don’t forget to love yourself. ”
“An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”
Love Saying by Agatha Christie
Famous Irish Sayings
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“God never shuts one door, but only opens another.”
“Oh, he occasionally takes an alcoholiday.”
“Men are like bagpipes: no sound comes from them until they’re full.”
“A man who is not afraid of the sea will soon be drowned.”
Funny St Patricks Day Sayings
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Funny St Patricks Day Sayings Collection
“St. Patrick: one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.”
Funny St Patricks Day Sayings by Charles M. Madigan
“Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of last-minute shopping-or attaches the name of St. Patrick to the day of the year that bartenders fear most.”
Funny St Patricks Day Sayings by Jon Anderson
“In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.”
Funny St Patricks Day Sayings by Stephen Braveheart
“The Irish are a fair people - they never speak well of one another.”
Funny St Patricks Day Sayings by Samuel Johnson
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Funny T Shirt Sayings
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“Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else. ”
“I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.”
“Taxation WITH representation isn’t so hot, either!”
“Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.”
“Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!”