College Survival Tips
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14. Minimize food budget by scheduling classes around Happy Hour.
13. Enjoy being a Sophomore — It will be the best three years of your life.
12. Wear an athletic cup to panty raids, because it’s all fun and games until someone loses their ‘nads.
11. Lemon juice and baking soda make an excellent bong water stain remover.
10. Earn extra cash by parlaying chemistry knowledge into lucrative “home pharmaceuticals” business.
9. If an 8:00 am class is required for your major, change your major.
8. Boring lecture? Start a wave!
Wrong Number
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Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.
really sexy u make me randy.
ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed …
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A Woman
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A woman likes to have four animals in the house:
a jaguar in front of the doorway,
a fox in the closet, a bull in bed,
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True Love Sms Messages
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There are Tulips in my garden,there are Tulips in the park.but nothing is more be beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!
I dont have the measels, i am not confined to bed, asperin wont help coz i aint my head, i dont have back ache or the flu, its more serious…i am missing u!!!
Flirt Sms Messages
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If love is a crime, lock me up, i’m guilty baby!!!
Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ?
Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
Are you free for the rest of your life?
Daring Sms
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I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …… Wait a moment…. oh no, I do have the right number…
I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer …
A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!
Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..
Funny Hindi Sms
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“Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga.
Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga.
Zindagi mili hai jeene ke liye,usse haske jeeo,
Ke aapko dekh kar bhi koi MUSKURATA hoga…..”
“Nazar Ko Badlo To Nazare Badal Jate Hai,
Soch Ko Badlo To sitare Badal Jate Hai,
Kashtiya Badal ne ki jarurat nahi,
Disha Ko Badlo to Kinare Khud-b-Khud badal jate hai.”
“Hosley buland kar raaston par chal de,
Tujhe tera mukaam mil jayega,
Akela tu pehel kar,
Kaafila khud bann jayega,”
“Rok do mere JANAZE ko JALIMO… Mujhme jaan aa gayi hai,Peeche mudke dekho KAMEENO…. SHARAB ki dukan aa gayi hai. !! CHEERS ….!! Marna Cancel.”
Funny Urdu Sms
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Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta
Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta
yeh jo mere ankh se lali nhe
yeh jo mere ankh se lali nhe jate,tere yad se koe rat jo khale nhe jate,to jan bhe mange to hns kr tjhe de dien,tere koe bat jo tale nhe jate..
ye jo kwasho ka prnd he
ye jo kwasho ka prnd he,ise mosmo se ghrz nhe,ye ure ga apne he moj me,ise ab de ya srab de,kbhe yu bhe ho tere rubro mye a ke ye keh skon,mere hsrton ko shmar kr mere khahisho ka hisab de.
Tum nahi aaye lekin
Tum nahi aaye lekin,Tumhari yaad chali aai hai.Kal tum hamare saath the, Aaj bas hum aur yeh tanhai hai.
Funny Birthday Sms
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Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.”HAPPY BIRTHDAY”.
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
i know its ur birthday 2day.
i know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u’l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS”
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
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