Love is in the Air
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Love generally includes an emotion of intense attraction to either another person, a place, or thing; and may also include the aspect of caring for or finding identification with those objects, including self-love. Love can describe an intense feeling of affection, an emotion or an emotional state. In ordinary use, it usually refers to interpersonal love, an experience usually felt by a person for another person.
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Kamasutra Pictures in Kajuharo Temple
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Kajuharo temple in located in India, here we can find erotic figures on the beautiful temple architectures. Those figures are similar to those found in KamaSutra, an popular ancient Indian text on human sexual behavior, widely considered to be the standard work on love in Sanskrit literature.
Visit to this temple is like a erotic tour!
In this temple beautiful architecture welcomes you . Visitors are totally amazed at these erotic figures.
Dog Bark Park Inn
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Dog Bark Park Inn is a bed and breakfast guesthouse in the body of the World’s Biggest Beagle located at Dog Bark Park on Hwy 95 at Cottonwood, Idaho. Guests enter the body of the beagle from a private spacious 2nd story deck. Inside and up another level in the head of the dog are a loft room for additional sleeping accommodations and a cozy reading nook in the dog’s muzzle.
Bird Brain
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A performance artist is to live in a nest on the side of a Birmingham landmark for seven days.
Benjamin Verdonck, from Belgium, will live in the specially constructed nest halfway up the Rotunda from Saturday as part of the city’s Fierce! art event.
“It’s the tragic story of a man who comes, sees and in a final attempt to embrace his audience eventually falls,” Mr Verdonck said.
Organisers say he has access to basic amenities his nest is well feathered.
‘Talking point’
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American Mall Facts
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The average mall shopper stays for 80 minutes and spends $75 each visit.
There are 50,000 shopping malls in the United States alone.
Places to sit in the common areas of malls are hard to find. People aren’t shopping when they’re sitting.
Escalators are placed strategically to force shoppers to pass the maximum number of storefronts.
Most malls have bends and turns as shoppers typically won’t walk towards something that seems more than one tenth of a mile away.
Floor plans in malls are disorienting for a reason - so shoppers cannot make a quick exit.
If Men Got Pregnant
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Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay.
There’d be a cure for stretch marks.
Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s number one health problem.
All methods of birth control would be improved to 100 percent effectiveness.
Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained.
Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
They wouldn’t think twins were quite so cute.
Business Facts
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A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.
Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day’s work.
After all is said and done, more is said than done.
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and hours are lost.
Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.
If it’s not in the computer, it doesn’t exist.
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
A difficult task will be halted near completion by one tiny, previously insignificant detail.
There is never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.
Standard parts are not.
Interchangeable tapes aren’t.
An expert will always state the obvious.
The more important your email is, the worse your email program will screw it up.
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Technicians are the only ones that don’t trust technology.
True Facts
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There are more cars in Southern California than there are cows in India.
The province of Alberta, Canada is completely free of rats.
Illinois has the most personalized license plates of any state.
The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.
It takes approximately 12 hours for food to entirely digest.
North Dakota has never had an earthquake.
There is enough fuel in a full tank of a jumbo jet to drive an average car four times around the world.
Strange Facts
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
A snail can sleep for 3 years.
The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
Cats have over 100 vocal sounds, dogs only have about 10.
A polar bear?s skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.
A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.