Word Scramble
Posted on May 11, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Text | Leave a Comment
Word Scramble
GEORGE BUSH : When you rearrange the letters : HE BUGS GORE
DORMITORY : : DIRTY ROOM
EVANGELIST : : EVIL’S AGENT
PRESBYTERIAN : : BEST IN PRAYER
DESPERATION : : A ROPE ENDS IT
THE MORSE CODE : : HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES : : CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY : : IS NO AMITY
MOTHER-IN-LAW : : WOMAN HITLER
A Romantic Idea !
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A Romantic Idea !
“Write a song or songs for your sweetheart and sing by yourself. Then put them into a CD and give it to her. Say “I love you” at the beginning of every track.”
With songs you sang as well as your voice saying “I love you”, and every time she feels down, or miss you, she just listen to the C.D!It really helps her!
This will really help when you and your love are far apart.
Treat your Lady Right !
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How to treat your lady right!
Call her the next day.
Always laugh at her jokes.
Tell her (truthfully) that you can’t wait to see her again.
Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.
Call her just to say you were thinking about her.
Bring her a teddy bear and chicken soup when she’s sick.
Write her a poem.
Bring her flowers for no reason.
Go to Work Naked
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Top 3 reasons to go to work naked
1. Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!”
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
3. Inventive way to finally meet that hottie in Human Resources.
