Beer Fart
Posted on August 17, 2007 - Filed Under Short Funny Stories | Leave a Comment
One particular night a couple of years ago while Johnny was going to university he’d been out on a big drunk; didn’t get home until really late and had an early class the next day - a lab to be precise. He managed to drag himself out of bed and made it to class.
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The Driver
Posted on August 14, 2007 - Filed Under Short Funny Stories | Leave a Comment
Fire Authorities in California found a corpse in a burnt out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with a dive tank, flippers, and face mask. A post-mortem examination revealed that the person died not from burns, but from massive
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100 Years Ago
Posted on July 22, 2007 - Filed Under Short Funny Stories | Leave a Comment
This Story may be Hard to Believe ….
The average life expectancy in the United States was forty-seven.
Only 14 percent of the homes in the United States had a bathtub.
Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone. A three minute call from Denver to New York City cost eleven dollars.
There were only 8,000 cars in the US and only 144 miles of paved roads.
The maximum speed limit in most cities was ten mph.
Alabama, Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee were each more heavily populated than California. With a mere 1.4 million residents, California was only the twenty-first most populous state in the Union.
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Brownies
Posted on July 22, 2007 - Filed Under Short Funny Stories | Leave a Comment
Many parents are hard pressed to explain to their youth why some music, movies, books, and magazines are not acceptable material for them to bring into the home or to listen to or see.
One parent came up with an original idea that is hard to refute. The father listened to all the reasons his children gave for wanting to see a particular “R” Rated movie. It had their favorite actors. Everyone else was seeing it. Even church members said it was great. It was only rated “R” because of the suggestion of sex…they never really showed it. The language was pretty good…the Lord’s name was only used in vain three times in the whole movie. The teens did admit there was a scene where a building and a bunch of people were blown up, but the violence was just the normal stuff. It wasn’t too bad.
Miser’s Final Wish
Posted on July 22, 2007 - Filed Under Short Funny Stories | 1 Comment
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, “Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife.”
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.
A Man and his Dog
Posted on July 21, 2007 - Filed Under Short Funny Stories | Leave a Comment
A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that his faithful dog had been dead for many years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. As he reached the wall, he saw a magnificent gate in the arch, and the street that led to the gate made from pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.
Cowboy and the Rancher
Posted on July 13, 2007 - Filed Under Short Funny Stories | Leave a Comment
A Cowboy said to a Rancher, ‘Is that your dog?’
The Rancher replied, ‘Yup.’
‘Mind if I talk to him?’
‘Don’t you know dogs don’t talk?’ The Cowboy replied,
‘So what’s the harm? May I?’
‘Go right ahead.’
The Cowboy said to the dog, ‘Howdy!’
The dog replied, ‘Hello.’ The Rancher’s eyes pop wide.
The Cowboy continued, ‘Is this your master?’
‘Yep, he sure is.’
‘Does he treat you alright?’
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Lawyers and Engineers
Posted on July 13, 2007 - Filed Under Short Funny Stories | Leave a Comment
Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, each of the three lawyers buys a ticket while the three engineers buy only one ticket.
“How can the three of you travel on one ticket?” asks a lawyer.
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Funny Short Story - The Young Assistant
Posted on May 3, 2007 - Filed Under Short Funny Stories | Leave a Comment
Funny Short Story - The Young Assistant
In France, the young assistant priests do not live in the main rectory. That is reserved for the priest and his housekeeper. One day the priest invited his new young assistant priest to have dinner at the rectory. While being served, the young priest noticed how shapely and lovely the housekeeper was and down deep in his heart he wondered if there was more between the priest and the housekeeper.
After the meal was over, the middle-aged priest assured the young priest that everything was purely professional…that she was the housekeeper and cook and that was that. About a week later the housekeeper came to the priest and said, “Father, ever since the new assistant came for dinner I have not been able to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don’t suppose he took it, do you?” The priest said, “Well, I doubt it but I’ll write him a letter.”
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