Fish Shoe
Mice Shoe
My Sickness
Its a sickness i would say
Its a habit i can tell
Its a addiction i would know
Its so sad i know it is
I look around for something sharp
I’m desperate to feel the pain
I find a nail setting on a dusty wooden shelf
Hold out my arm and move my bracelets upward
To reveal a scarred up wrist
One cut for the death of my grandpa
He’s the one who has me singing amazing grace
At times like this
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Recession T shirt 2
Recession T Shirt 1
Passwords Are Underwears
Out Of College life
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.
2. Your potted plants stay alive.
3. Shacking in a twin-sized bed seems absurd.
4. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
5. You have to pay your own credit card bill.
6. Mac & Cheese no longer counts as a well-balanced meal.
7. You haven’t seen a soap opera in over a year.
8. 8:00a.m. is not early.
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Insults
He was happily married - but his wife wasn’t.
Keep talking. I always yawn when I’m interested.
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can’t count that high.
There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.
Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.
We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you’ve never used it.
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Funny Swine Flu Masks
Notice this fancy mask with zipper provided to have provision of eating while wearing it the same time .
Funny concept to tackle the Swine Flu