Random Q & A #3

Q: What is invisible and smells like banana?
A: Monkeys farts.

Q: How do u make a swiss roll ?
A: Roll it down a hill .

Q: What do two fish in a tank say to the other?
A: How do u drive this thing..
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Three Shots

There was a woman that was pregnant with three triplets and she was walking past the grocery store when a robber comes out and shoots her three times in the stomach. She gets rushed to the hospital three months later she has her triplets.
Six years later one of her triplets comes up to her and says “mom I went to the washroom and a bullet came out” and she said “its a long story I’ll have to tell you later”.
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Toe Shoe

Fish Shoe

Mice Shoe

My Sickness

Its a sickness i would say
Its a habit i can tell
Its a addiction i would know
Its so sad i know it is

I look around for something sharp
I’m desperate to feel the pain
I find a nail setting on a dusty wooden shelf
Hold out my arm and move my bracelets upward
To reveal a scarred up wrist

One cut for the death of my grandpa
He’s the one who has me singing amazing grace
At times like this
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Recession T shirt 2

Recession T Shirt 1

Passwords Are Underwears


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