There was a boy who took a 100 dollar note from his dad’s wallet & his sister see’s him.later his sister asks if she can watch tv with him & the brother says no go away.
So the sister says I’ll tell dad about the hundred dollar note and he says fine.the boy is in the shower & his sister walks in.His sister says can i shower with you he said no go away.so she said i’ll tell dad about the hundred dollar note so he said fine just don’t look down.the sister looks down and said who’s that.He said that’s mr.hairy.the boy goes to bed and the sister walks in and said can i sleep with you.He said no go away so his sister said i’l tell dad about the 100 dollar note.he said ok fine.in bed sister said can i play with Mr.Hairy he said no go away.so his sister said i’ll tell dad about the 100 dollar note so he said fine.the boy wakes up the next morning in hospital, he asked his sister why am i in hospital.his sister said i was playing with mr.Hairy then he spat at me so i bit him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dont fight at home as this has direct impact on their minds. For a child, parents are the first and best tutors whom they ape. So keep these things away from little minds and let them flourish in positive way.
A teacher asks her class to use the word ‘contagious’.
Roland the class swot, gets up and says, “Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious.
“Well done, Roland” says the teacher. “Can anyone else try?”
Q: Why do women have two sets of lips?
A: One set to bitch at you with, and the other to apologize with.
Q: Why did the boy through a clock out of the window?
A: Because he thought time could fly.
A fish on land, trash in a can.
Cook with butter, not pam.
A frog goes sailing, siren’s are wailing,
My kids are in school, why are they failing,
A rhyme for you, ya just you,
Make sure yiouo tie your shoes.
I must run, wife’s got a gun,
She’s made I forgot the hambuger bun.
By Johnny Rambo
One a sunday morning a man was found murdered. Police asked questions and following were the answers:
Cook was cooking, Gardener was picking vegetables, Maid was gone to take the mail, Butler was cleaning the room.
Police immediately arrested the murderer?
It’s big & hard,
long & plastic,
when it tickles your cl*t,
it feels fantastic.
You wriggle with pleasure,
you moan & you groan,
you can use it with others or just on your own.
The vibrator is a girl’s best friend,
with plenty of batteries,
your fun will never end.
One day there was three wetbacks trying to go to the US.
One of the wetbacks told the other wetbacks.”Chinga We gotta learn some English”
So they decided to learn the colors.
So as a week passes by the 1 wetback goes and says”I’m going to US i’m a US citizen”
So the officer says I want you to give me a sentence using three colors Orange,Red,Blue.
So the wetback tells him.” An orange is orange an apple is red and the sky is blue.
So the officer says ok go ahead.