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A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
New Sports Car
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she’s smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a Read more
Game Of Intelligence
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he’d give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?”
Blonde Contest
A group of blondes were willing to prove that not all blondes were dumb. They established a judges panel of people to ask the questions.
On the day of the judging the people started off by asking, “What is 59 + 2?”
The first blonde contestant responded by saying, “57?”
The rest of the blondes said, “Give her another chance, give her another chance!”
Then they asked, “What is 15 - 5?”
Girls are like Internet Virus
They enter your life,
Scan your pockets,
Transfer your money,
Edit your mind,
Police Chase
Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camacho East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly.
The rookie Trooper pulled in behind him and said, “Hey, sarge, why did you stop?”
College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined Read more
Nutsie Pool Commercial
In this commercial we see a beautiful girl in swimming pool.We can also see the pool boy cleaning the pool and looking at that girl.The girl notices that the pool boy is staring at her.Then the girl moves out of the swimming pool and sits on the resting bed there.Then she try to entice him by various means.
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Eye Illusion
Try to stare at the center of the image for some time and begin moving your eyes around the outer perimeter you will see a Read more