Captain Dog
Superman Puppy
Horse dog
Funny Love Sayings
Funny Love Sayings Collection
“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman! ”
Love Saying by Maryon Pearson
“One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. ”
Love Saying by Oscar Wilde
“Lovers, like bees, lead a honey-sweet life.”
“Don’t forget to love yourself. ”
“An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”
Love Saying by Agatha Christie
Funny Myspace Animations
Funny Hindi Sms
“Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga.
Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga.
Zindagi mili hai jeene ke liye,usse haske jeeo,
Ke aapko dekh kar bhi koi MUSKURATA hoga…..”
“Nazar Ko Badlo To Nazare Badal Jate Hai,
Soch Ko Badlo To sitare Badal Jate Hai,
Kashtiya Badal ne ki jarurat nahi,
Disha Ko Badlo to Kinare Khud-b-Khud badal jate hai.”
“Hosley buland kar raaston par chal de,
Tujhe tera mukaam mil jayega,
Akela tu pehel kar,
Kaafila khud bann jayega,”
“Rok do mere JANAZE ko JALIMO… Mujhme jaan aa gayi hai,Peeche mudke dekho KAMEENO…. SHARAB ki dukan aa gayi hai. !! CHEERS ….!! Marna Cancel.”
Famous Irish Sayings
“God never shuts one door, but only opens another.”
“Oh, he occasionally takes an alcoholiday.”
“Men are like bagpipes: no sound comes from them until they’re full.”
“A man who is not afraid of the sea will soon be drowned.”
Funny Movie Quotes
Funny Movie Quotes Collection
“Pugsley: We’re not shy!
Wednesday: We’re contagious.”
Funny Movie quotes by The Addams Family
“Gomez: Children, why do you hate the baby?
Pugsley: We don’t hate him. We just wanna play with him.
Wednesday: Especially his head.”
Funny Movie quotes by The Addams Family Values
” Daniel Kaffee: “And don’t wear that perfume in court, it wrecks my concentration.
Lt. Commander Jo Ann Galloway: “Really!”
Daniel Kaffee: “I was talking to Sam.” ”
Funny Movie quotes by Anonymous
Funny Catch Phrases
And why do they keep sending them to me?
“Teachers on You Can’t Do That On Television. Follows “Where does the school board find them?” ”
The balcony is closed.
“Roger Ebert or Gene Siskel on Siskel and Ebert and The Movies. Said at the end of each show by each one every other week.”
Believe it… or not.
“Narrator on Ripley’s Believe It Or Not. The announcer said this after every segment in sort of a creepy tone of voice.”
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