Funny One Liners 2
Collection of Funny One Liners
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy and the tallest guy in the National Basketball Association is Chinese.”
Funny One Liners by Chris Rock
“A guy know’s he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.”
Funny One Liners by Tim Allen
“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.”
Funny One Liners by Zsa Zsa Gabor
“I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.”
Funny One Liners by Henny Youngman
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Funny One Liners By Rodney Dangerfield
I know what day of the week you were born. I was so poor growing up. If I wasn’t born a boy, I’d have nothing to play with.
Funny One Liners by Rodney Dangerfield
A girl phoned me the other day and said “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home.
Funny One Liners by Rodney Dangerfield
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, “Hey buddy, why are you doing that?” He said, “Because you came home early.”
Funny One Liners by Rodney Dangerfield
It’s been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.
Funny One Liners by Rodney Dangerfield
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