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Funny One Liners By Rodney Dangerfield
I know what day of the week you were born. I was so poor growing up. If I wasn’t born a boy, I’d have nothing to play with.
Funny One Liners by Rodney Dangerfield
A girl phoned me the other day and said “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home.
Funny One Liners by Rodney Dangerfield
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, “Hey buddy, why are you doing that?” He said, “Because you came home early.”
Funny One Liners by Rodney Dangerfield
It’s been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.
Funny One Liners by Rodney Dangerfield
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