Cat and her friend
Fishing
Dalmation Busted
Mafiot Meeting
Funny Urdu Sms
Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta
Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta
yeh jo mere ankh se lali nhe
yeh jo mere ankh se lali nhe jate,tere yad se koe rat jo khale nhe jate,to jan bhe mange to hns kr tjhe de dien,tere koe bat jo tale nhe jate..
ye jo kwasho ka prnd he
ye jo kwasho ka prnd he,ise mosmo se ghrz nhe,ye ure ga apne he moj me,ise ab de ya srab de,kbhe yu bhe ho tere rubro mye a ke ye keh skon,mere hsrton ko shmar kr mere khahisho ka hisab de.
Tum nahi aaye lekin
Tum nahi aaye lekin,Tumhari yaad chali aai hai.Kal tum hamare saath the, Aaj bas hum aur yeh tanhai hai.
Funny Birthday Sms
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.”HAPPY BIRTHDAY”.
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
i know its ur birthday 2day.
i know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u’l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS”
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Funny Sms - Humor
Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha
A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!
I tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!
Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i’m playin cards n i’m missin the joker!!
Funny Sms - Word Games
Pls remind me 2 remind u about reminding me to send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot the reminder was ive forgot!
Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!
Hello!Im a little alien called Ted.I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb!
This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser!
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