Funny Dane Cook Quotes
Funny Dane Cook Quotes Collection
“When you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest … when they start to bleed go, “I guess not” ”
Funny Quote Dane Cook from Retaliation
“oh its a blasty blast, you gotta try it ”
Funny Dane Cook Quotes by Anonymous
“now I love this question, I love this question, the guy’s going to look at you, he’s gonna go, “umm, do you need a box?” … ahh, no, I would like to make 9 trips, like I’m a chu chu train”
Funny Quote Dane Cook by Anonymous
“I love the movies, I don’t even call them the movies, I call them cinematic adventures ”
Funny Dane Cook Quotes by Anonymous
Funny Love Quotes
Funny Love Quotes Collection
“There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.”
Cute Funny Love Quotes by Melanie Griffith
“Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.”
Funny Love Quotes by Anonymous
“I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.”
Cute Funny Love Quotes by Woody Allen
“The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty”
Funny Love Quotes by Woody Allen
“The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What… does a woman want?”
Funny Love Quotes by Freud
Funny Borat Quotes
Funny Borat Quotes Collection
“Kazakhstan is more civilised now. Women can now travel on inside of bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat.”
Funny Borat Quotes from Da Ali G Show.
“America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field and then have a party.”
Funny Borat Quotes from Da Ali G Show.
“In U.S. and A. they treat horses like we in Kazakhstan treat our women. They feed them two times a day. They have them sleep on straw in a small box. And for entertainment, they make them jump over fences while being whipped.”
Funny Borat Quotes from Da Ali G Show.
Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to a kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with wild dog.
Funny Borat Quotes from Da Ali G Show.
Funny Myspace Quotes
Funny Myspace Quotes Collection
“A verbal contract isnt worth the paper its written on”
Funny Myspace Quote by Samuel Goldwyn
“The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.”
Funny Myspace Quotes & Comment by Alfred Hitchcock
“I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.”
Funny Myspace Quotes by WC Fields
“We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.”
Funny Myspace Quote by Robin Williams
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasnt met me yet.”
Funny Myspace Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield.
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Funny Riddles 1
Funny Riddles Collection
“How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?”
Only one, the last one.
Funny riddles , Anonymous
“What is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else?”
Your mind.
Funny riddles , Anonymous
“Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can’t fill it up. What is it?”
A kitchen strainer.
Funny riddles , Anonymous
“What goes up and never comes down?”
Your age.
Funny riddles , Akhilesh
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Funny Riddles 2
Funny Riddles Collection
“Is it physically possible for you to stand behind your mother, and for your mother to stand behind you at the same time?”
Yes, if you stand back to back.
Funny riddles , Anonymous
“In a marathon race what does the winning runner lose?
Their breath!”
Funny riddles , Anonymous
“Why didn’t Beethoven finish the Unfinished Symphony?
The Unfinished Symphony was started by Schubert, not Beethoven!”
Funny riddles , Anonymous
“What has holes but holds water?”
A sponge
Funny riddles , Anonymous
“David’s father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?
DavidWhat is harder to catch the faster you run?”
Your breath!
“You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?”
The telephone.
Funny riddles , Akhilesh
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Short Funny Quotes
Short Funny Quotes Collection
“Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.”
Short funny quotes , Anonymous.
“Half of the people in the world are below average.”
Short funny quotes , Anonymous.
“If you don’t know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!”
Short and funny quotes , Yogi Berra.
“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world,”
Short and funny quotes , Calvin.
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Funny Sarcastic Quotes
Funny Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings Collection
“I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.”
Funny Sarcastic Quotes , Anonymous
“Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.”
“I’m smiling. This should scare you.”
Funny Sarcastic Quotes , Anonymous
“The universe is laughing behind your back.”
Funny Sarcastic Quotes , Anonymous
“Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.”
“If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.”
Funny Sarcastic Quotes , Anonymous
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