Presidential Watches
Posted on August 22, 2007 - Filed Under Short Funny Jokes |
A man goes to a jewelary store looking to buy a watch. He looks at a watch called “the George Bush Watch” and asks the sales clerk why there are no hands. The sales clerk says–”you are suppose to read his lips”.
He then looks at a watch called the “Ross Perot Watch” and notices that it isn’t running - the sales clerk tells him “it runs, it doesn’t run, it runs, it doesn’t run . . .”
He then notices a watch called the “Bill Clinton Watch” and sees that it runs, has hands and looks like a pretty good watch. He asks the sales clerk how much. The sales clerk replies “$19.95 plus tax, plus tax, plus tax, plus tax, plus tax . . .”
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