Short Funny Blonde Jokes
Posted on May 20, 2007 - Filed Under Short Funny Jokes |
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: You pick it up pull the pin & throw it back.
Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
Q: What’s the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.
Q: Why don’t blonds play Frisbee?
A: It hurts their teeth.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
Q: Why don’t blondes eat bananas?
A: They can’t find the zipper.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the fish?
A: She tried to drown it.
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747.
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thats mean.(#1)
dont worry haley its just a joke. if anything were meant to be mean, all would be mean. these are just jokes.